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23 Greatest Movie Speeches

Giving a good speech certainly isn’t easy. In fact anyone who’s ever given a wedding speech (or had to sit through a really bad best man’s speech) knows first-hand just how hard it can be. But inspiration can be found at the movies...

How to Organise a Stag Do

As the organiser of the stag do you have a lot of planning ahead of you. It's important to gather all the wants and desires from the stag himself, because after all, it's his last bit of freedom before he crosses to the other side...

25 Worst Things to Say at a Bachelor Party

A bachelor party is a celebration of the blushing bridegroom’s last weekend as a happy man. A chance to let loose with the guys and take one final look at everything he’ll soon be banned from enjoying by "She who must be obeyed"...

25 Ways to Survive the Xmas - Christmas Man Advice

'Tis the season to be jolly/drunk/having to go visit relatives you've managed to avoid for the rest of the year. Your bank balance will take a complete hammering, you'll be forced to wear a "whacky" Christmas jumper by the Fun Police and accused of being a complete 'grinch' if you don't conform to their rules...

12 Greatest Wedding Speeches of All Time

A wedding speech is one of the toughest things you’ll ever have to write. Do it well and strangers will be buying you drinks all night and you’ll have your pick of any available bridesmaids. Get it wrong and you’ll be facing a long night in the car park hoping that one day the bride/groom will forgive you for the jokes about all his exes revealing way too much about the stag weekend (what happened in Vegas really should have stayed there).

7 Deadly Best Man Speech Sins

Writing a killer best man's speech is no easy feat. It's a fine line between roasting the groom and producing comedy gold and being carried from the wedding party by the bride's angry brothers while her mother looks on and having to spend the rest of the evening in the car park wishing you'd at least had time to pick up your drink...

What she says vs what she means

Of course you know you're never going to truly understand your significant other and any rules of conversation you might have come to understand using simple things like the very basis of the English language and all its foundations don't necessarily apply in "Woman Speak"...

40 Worst Things to Hear During Sex

Prepare yourselves for the 40 worst things to hear during sex. If you’re easily offended its best you turn away now and DO NOT read number 40...

Evolution of Man – A Woman's View

So the barbecue's over, you've lost two thirds of your facial hair, next door's dog is looking decidedly ill and your charred offerings were a reminder to watch the grill and not the beer levels...

Man vs BBQ

Ahh there's nothing quite like the smell burnt meat and cold beer on a summer afternoon. While high summer burns the freckles off the pale skinned and feckless 'tis also the season for men to get busy with the grill...

Summer Reads

It's that time of year when many of us chaps will be sat on planes, relaxing beside pools, lying on beaches and in between trips to the bar or recovering from the previous night’s residency within the bar we will probably be found with a good book in hand...

Summer Cocktails

Summer is here and once again the heat to our heads and the sudden increase in lady flesh on display leads men to do strange things they wouldn't do under normal circumstances. Like mix alcohols.

Pop Quiz

So you think you know your music? And you still secretly wish you could still play with Lego? Well here is our distinctly un-grown-up quiz for music fans...

The Man Cave

"Every man’s home is his castle..." Well no actually in these modern times its not. Every man's home nowadays has been completely invaded, overrun and conquered by the women in his life...

Stag Pranks

There are many reasons why the husband to be may have picked you. You may be childhood friends who have grown up together. You may have guided one another through all the best and worst times of your childhood and adult life...

Fatherhood Quotes

It's that time of year again when father's around the country will be having to ingest half cooked bacon, cold beans and burnt toast as little faces proudly carry breakfast trays with beaming smiles...


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"Everyone said it was the best, best man's speech they ever heard. Long live simply the best man!"
Andre - NY

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